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William also makes the senior clerics and officials around him laugh when he says to his father "your left cheek is better", after kissing it and giving his face another affectionate stroke. On May 6, King Charles became the 40th British monarch to be crowned at Westminster Abbey in London. This week’s topic for puns and one liners is King Jokes, after meeting the King in Kronborg Castle earlier in the week… As normal, these come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… and some are royally awful.

The king ruled a wealthy and massive kingdom, but he was obsessed with keeping his daughter a virgin. He stopped for the man and once the other horse rider came close the king saw that he was his minister. As the years passed, the Lion Squire and the Elephant Squire became very jealous of the Hippo Squire because they wanted the hippo skin too.He invited the *entire* Kingdom to gather around a large pool that he filled with snakes, alligators, eels, and every other kind of d . The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors. Add these brilliant one-liners and puns to your repertoire, and you'll be on your way to matching dad's pun-king status in no time. You’ll find funny, family-friendly jokes, riddles, one-liners, knock-knock jokes, puns, videos, and things we think are worth sharing with other parents. Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic.

Here is a list of funny burger king jokes and even better burger king puns that will make you laugh with friends. Since first being posted on Wednesday 27 December, the video has received over 700,000 views, with many people commenting on the relationship that Charles and William appear to have. Use of this site constitutes acceptance of our User Agreement and Privacy Policy and Cookie Statement and Your California Privacy Rights.In the clip, William rehearses the moment he touches the King’s crown and kisses him on the cheek after saying the homage: “I, William, Prince of Wales, pledge my loyalty to you, and faith and truth I will bear unto you, as your liege man of life and limb. But the witch demanded a young handsome knight for husband, and Galahad took it for the team and married her.

The leisurely 90-minute documentary, Charles III: The Coronation Year, to be screened on BBC One on Boxing Day, shows King Charles as a good-natured figure, immersed in the complex preparations for his crowning. However, he didn't say what type of contest it was but his daughter's beauty drew many brave contestants. Meanwhile, when rehearsing the Queen's crowning, Camilla looks at Charles and says "you've got to say yes or no" to laughter from those around. There's a guy on the dance floor dancing like a king –moonwalking, break dancing, head spins, the works.These mirth-filled monarchical wisecracks will make even the most stuck-up head of state crack a grin.