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See how the faithful city has become a harlot! She once was full of justice; righteousness resided within her, but now only murderers!

Injustice is everywhere; justice seems far away. Truth is chased out of court; honesty is shoved aside. The people they are prophesying to will be thrown into the streets of Jerusalem because of the famine and the sword. There will be no one to bury them —they, their wives, their sons, and their daughters. I will pour out their own evil on them.” Son," his dad says, grabbing him by the shoulders and eyeballing him, "you're around all the time, and I love it. What's mine is yours. But how could I not throw a party - as far as I knew, your brother was dead! Now he's alive. He could've been anywhere, and now he's here, with us. Come on, join the party."'

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Day seven: Job done - the cosmos and the earth complete. God takes a bit of well-earned R&R and just enjoys. He makes an announcement: 'Let's keep this day of the week special, a day off - a battery-recharge day: Rest Day.' Rob Lacey (1962 – 1 May 2006) was a British actor, storyteller and author of The Word on the Street (formerly The Street Bible) and The Liberator. Another story - two guys: a beggar and a millionaire. They're technically neighbours, but only because the street beggar's patch is at the gate of the other guy's palace. The street beggar has screaming open sores, the rich guy's had his latest facelift and it still itches a bit. Both die ... They will throw their money in the streets, tossing it out like worthless trash. Their silver and gold won’t save them on that day of the LORD’s anger. It will neither satisfy nor feed them, for their greed can only trip them up.

This article needs additional citations for verification. Please help improve this article by adding citations to reliable sources. Unsourced material may be challenged and removed. Then the credits could roll with God right at the top so no one missesit while groping for their bag. The people to whom they have prophesied will be thrown out into the streets of Jerusalem because of the famine and the sword. There will be no one to bury them, their wives, their sons, or their daughters. I'll pour out on them the judgment they deserve.'"He's there with his shovel, scratching away and suddenly a light bulb goes on just above his head: "What am I doing? The worst job in the old man's empire is, like, jet-setter status compared to this. If I had any food in my stomach, I'd be throwing up. I'll hitchhike home. Work on a speech - something like 'You don't have to think of me as family, but please, give us a job.'" And the people to whom they are prophesying, Are cast into out-places of Jerusalem, Because of the famine, and of the sword, And they have none burying them, Them, their wives, and their sons, and their daughters, And I have poured out upon them this evil. After a long hot trip, he turns the corner into his old street. His dad sees him and runs out into the street in his slippers, throws his arms round him, lifts him up and spins him round. And the noise! The whole street hears it. Soooo embarrassing!

The people to whom they are prophesying will die through war and famine. Their bodies will be thrown out into the streets of Jerusalem and there will be no one to bury them. This will happen to the men and their wives, their sons, and their daughters. For I will pour out on them the destruction they deserve." And the carcases of this people shall be meat for the fowls of the heaven, and for the beasts of the earth; and none shall fray them away. urn:lcp:wordonstreet00lace:epub:3f8232a9-7538-4ef0-ac6a-c3035fdb3807 Foldoutcount 0 Identifier wordonstreet00lace Identifier-ark ark:/13960/t8sb57q75 Isbn 0310922674 Lacey performed parts of The Word on the Street at events such as Hallelujah Palooza, where his rendition of "The Good Samaritan" was met with a mixed reaction. [8] Of the book, Richard N Ostling noted that the slang would not be to everyone's tastes and that Lacey included some interesting concepts, citing the rewrite of Genesis 1:1-3. [9] Death [ edit ] Ostling, Richard N (17 December 2011). "Evangelicals match liberals' slang-stuffed Bible". Wasau Daily Herald. Archived from the original on 24 June 2021 . Retrieved 22 June 2021.Rob helped me discover angry and sad voices in passages of the Bible that had left me indifferent, and he made me laugh at other passages so familiar that I had never seen the healthy irreverence, humor and irony they expressed.' --Dr. David Trobisch, Professor of New Testament Language and Literature, Bangor Theological Seminary Day two: God says, 'I want a dome - call it "sky" - right there between the waters above and below.' And it happens. In case if you don't know this book, it is The Bible, but not that stupid old dusty book your old man and that wench you call mom would read, but a hip, happening book that speaks the language of the kidz (Fact: Christians like putting Z's on things when they want it to look cool, or for kids. Do Christian kidz fall for this shit?), or at least kidz who have like to talk like a white-bred suburbanized version of Snoop Dog. And the people they are prophesying to will be thrown out into the streets of Jerusalem because of the famine and sword. There will be no one to bury them, their wives, their sons and their daughters. I will pour out on them the calamity they deserve. So God puts the man under some sort of divine general anaesthetic, car-ries out a ribectomy, then closes up the gap in his side. God works onthe rib until he’s sculpted it into woman-shape, and then he presents herto Adam.

Lacey died of bladder cancer on 1 May 2006, aged 43. [10] [11] He was survived by his wife, Sandra Harnisch-Lacey, and his two children. Harnisch-Lacey later published a memoir of her life with Lacey, People Like Us. [12] Bibliography [ edit ] Access-restricted-item true Addeddate 2012-01-23 18:22:23 Boxid IA148419 Camera Canon EOS 5D Mark II City Grand Rapids, Mich. Donor The woman eyes up the fruit and thinks, It does look pretty tasty – especiallyif it’s instant wisdom in a couple of bites. So she grabs herself a juicy one,and takes a large chomp out of it. Then she hands it to Adam, and hetakes a mouthful too. Straight off, their eyes are opened and they real-ize they’re stark naked. A new feeling – embarrassment. They stitchtogether some fig leaves and cover the necessaries. Your sons have fainted; they lie at the head of every street, like an antelope in a net. They are full of the wrath of the LORD, the rebuke of your God.

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Jesus is surrounded by a whole range of undesirables. 'Course, the religious leaders and law enforcers spot this and start their 'tutting and frowning' routine again; 'this chap doesn't only talk to these lowlifes; he actually shares his lunch with them!' they whine. So Jesus says, loud enough for the Tutting Club to hear ...