The Baby Jesus Butt Plug

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That part of this toy isn’t strange and it very likely would feel amazing to use–but it’s weird when it’s a squirrel. Look at the little squinty eyes, shut in concentration. This squirrel is trying so hard and that’s not what I want to be thinking about. There are also probably folks who are turned off by the stuff you like. And that's okay. We don't have to all be the same. That would be boring. Sure, there's times when you can't help but feel like it's being weird for the sake of weird. But hey, people are a lot of ways for the sake of being a lot of ways. I'll take weird over a lot of other stuff. I'm at Barnes&Noble last week. We don't need to get into it, but some pretty heinous shit went down at work. My boss, who is pretty cool, said it was alright if I left for the day. "You know, when something like this happens, I say you have to do something that feeds your soul." First, don't neglect foreplay. Instead of going straight for the ass, try a few other activities you enjoy, like oral sex, to get your body turned on and receptive to a new kind of stimulation.

LGBTQ folks get shamed for their preferences. There are cultural and religious communities that have loads of shame around oral acts.

Rose O'Keefe from Eraserhead Press calls it the book version of the cult section of the video store. "Basically, if an audience enjoys a book or film primarily because of its weirdness, then it is Bizarro. Weirdness might not be the work's only appealing quality, but it is the major one." If it helps, unfortunately, people are going to get shamed by someone for whatever way they're choosing to get down. It's not just people on the fringes who get judged. It’s odd, but it’s made fairly well. Your little squirrel buddy is made of body-safe silicone and has a magnetic induction charger so the entire toy is sealed and waterproof, meaning it’s safe to use in the bathtub. It’s made of PVC silicone so it isn’t 100 percent silicone and may have that classic toy smell at first. It’s 7.8 inches long in total (maybe six insertable) and 1.65 inches in diameter.

It’s been brought up to me, regarding these toys, that the majority of us already have a hand, two even, but the angle of going solo is a real hassle. These toys are great if you’re interested in fisting but not ready to do it with a partner. It takes time to stretch and acclimate to something of this size so this makes for a good practice tool to work up to it over time. I’m sorry, but this just looks like someone has contracted a horrible alien virus. It doesn’t make me want to get busy, it makes me want to call the CDC. The prostate is a gland that lies in front of the rectum. Some people who have prostates find it very pleasurable to experience prostate stimulation through their rectum.I'm not exaggerating for comedic effect -- I have no idea what I just read. Was it a fever dream that someone published? It certainly had a dream quality where you couldn't quite nail down what was happening or why.

Over time, the anus will become used to the size of the butt plug. A person can then gradually increase the girth of the butt plug until they achieve the size they desire. Which is how I ended up at the bookstore. And when I saw, somehow, by some miracle there was bizarro on the shelf at my Barnes&Noble, which is exactly 1,210 miles away from that shelf in Portland. Somehow, some of it made its way here. In a dystopic world where human beings are photocopied instead of born, and people are slaves to corporations, anyone with enough cash can buy a pet baby that looks like anyone they like, from John Lennon to Jesus. A young couple buy themselves a baby jesus from a litter for the apparently common practice of using it for anal sex - so common, in fact, that the owner of the baby jesus warns them against exactly that. They don't listen, though, and that's where things start to get weird... I was all-in and preparing to love this book going in: I mean, the title is fantastically absurd and promises a reading experience that's twisted and perverse and like nothing the reader has ever read before. Meh. The Baby Jesus Butt Plug was none of those things in any way that I could understand.This book is] a cautionary tale of corporate omnipotence, and a possible blueprint of the future of the nuclear family." No...it would have to have something resembling a coherent plot or even partially developed theme for that to be true. Personally I loved The Baby Jesus Butt Plug. It was right up my street with it's brand of weirdness and surreal humour. However I am also well aware that there are plenty of people in the world who will not be as impressed with it, and may even take offense. To those people I say: Meh. Your loss! :P Hensel, D. J., et al. (2022). Women’s techniques for pleasure from anal touch: Results from a U.S. probability sample of women ages 18–93.

Their kink is not my kink but their kink is okay. Simply live and let live without making judgments. What If I'm Being Shamed? There are a number of reasons someone may want to use a butt plug, including: Preparing for anal sex

Did You Know that Being Kinky is Actually Really Normal?

Study after study has shown that what used to be thought of as rare and deviant sexual behavior has turned out to be pretty typical. A person can use butt plugs of varying sizes to help stretch their anus. This can be beneficial for a person who wants to try anal sex.