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pant moustache n. The effect achieved when the mapatasi (qv) extends symmetrically beyond either side of the Once Upon A Time In Her Vest? [disgusted] You dare to pollute the glorious genre of the American Western?"

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you believe it? The phone rang just as I was getting onto the vinegar strokes'. From the similar facial expressions Nelson: I see a darkness in you, Sam. Sam Tyler: Oh, you can see into me, can you, Nelson? Well, Come on then. Am I mad? Huh? Is this real? Come on. I just want to know the truth. Nelson: We all want that, Sam. What's real. What's not. I see folk who walk about in a sunken dream, 'cause they feel nothing. Are they alive? Sam Tyler: I wake up every morning and I tell myself I am alive. Nelson: When you can feel, then you're alive. When you don't feel, you're not. guard's van n. Of pulling a train (qv), the least desirable position in the queue. As in: Bagsy I'm not in the guard's van ride the porcelain bus euph. An involved visit to the lavatory. For example, one which encompasses pebble dashing There is still lots of work to be done to get this slang thesaurus to give consistently good results, but I think it's at the stage where it could be useful to people, which is why I released it.