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I read a riddle with a picture of an eye, a child, a finger pointing at me, and a knot I kid you not, that's what it was Kidadl cannot accept liability for the execution of these ideas, and parental supervision is advised at all times, as safety is paramount. Anyone using the information provided by Kidadl does so at their own risk and we can not accept liability if things go wrong. Sponsorship & Advertising Policy Here is our top list of finger dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about fingers, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this finger humor with others.

Short cut finger puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cut finger humour may include short cut off finger jokes also. Ten minutes later, a nurse came in and asked what he has. “Shingles,” he responded. She followed this up by giving him a blood pressure test, taking his height and weight, and getting his temperature. Before exiting the room, she told him to take off all of his clothes put on a robe, and wait for the doctor. When a woman is giving birth, she is literally kidding. by u/ownworldman on 23.02. for 17.7k upvotes A football player goes to the physio and says “it hurts when I touch my arm, my chest and my leg”. The physio says “you have broken your finger”.Don't wait until you're on your death bed to tell people how you feel You might be too weak to lift your middle finger The hedges in Trevor’s front garden were trimmed in the shape of tractors. His lawn was vividly decorated with tractor-driving garden gnomes, and his garden furniture was constructed from various parts from vintage tractor designs. I have a friend who can play the flute with their nose, they’re quite the digital multi-instrumentalist.

Rat-a-tat-tat and a ringa-ding-ding. What's that? Answer: The sounds emanating from Pearl, one of the world's foremost makers of drums and other percussion and musical instruments. Now, the day after notice was posted, the minister was in his study reading when a young man no older than 20 walked in. The minister looked up and asked, "What can I do for you, young man?" You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

My uncle cut off his finger while trimming his trees, but can’t remember how it happened. He tried his best to remember, but ended up stumped.