Oh My Goth: Jokes for When You Feel Dead Inside

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I asked the gothic hairdresser for a trim, and she said, “Sure, I’ll give you a slightly edgy, but perfectly balanced haircut.” Gothic Bliss Records (Gothic Bliss combines the dark aesthetics of gothic culture with a positive feeling)

Theoretically a goat can get impregnated by a moth. Scientists have never attempted the experiment however, as they don't want to create more goth kids. There were a couple of jokes that came up over and over again in the comments, which plenty of Scousers will have heard them before.

Receive newsletters with the latest news, sport and what's on updates from the Liverpool ECHO by signing up here Again we did receive all the replies saying 'your da reads the Echo' (or that your da works for Echo, or that your da sits in the Echo watching ITV all day). So, thanks for those.

The gothic therapist told me to stop being so negative, but I assured him that bringing light into the darkness is my specialty. Why did the gothic comedian always wear dark sunglasses on stage? Because they added a touch of irony to his “dark” jokes. Why did the gothic construction worker love his job? Because it allowed him to make grave mistakes. I like to be a smartarse as much as the next dude, but I am also mortally afraid of coming over as a hipster when I do-neatly demonstrating my above point about subcultures and stereotypes. Graveyard Shift Cafe (Graveyard Shift is a play on working late at night, fitting the gothic theme)From selling Avon to pretending to be The Chaser, there were some classic 'your da' jokes that everyone suggested. Night-Rider’s Bookstore (Night-Rider’s is a play on “Night Rider,” a term often associated with gothic literature) goth #1: I'm so goth the people in the grocery store have refused to sell me any cereal other than Count Chocula.

Once, a goth met a ghost in a haunted house. The ghost asked, “Why are you here?” The goth responded, “I heard this place was hip and haunted.” I told my gothic friend I was feeling emotional, and he replied, “Join the club. We meet at midnight.”

Frank N. Stein’s Repair Shop (Frank N. Stein’s is a play on “Frankenstein,” a classic gothic novel) Why did the gothic gardener only plant gloomy flowers? Because he wanted to create a space that was simultaneously hauntingly beautiful and colorfully morose. One of the inevitable side-effects of being part of a particular subculture (or any culture, for that matter) is that often, you don’t realise that you’re being widely stereotyped by those outside of said group, or in what ways.

Did you hear about the gothic tailor? He specializes in sewing “seams” of darkness into all his garments.Why did the gothic poet always write in rhymes? Because he wanted his words to “resonate” through your bones. The Cursed Chamber Escape Room (The Cursed Chamber hints at a haunted or gothic-themed escape experience) Why did the gothic painter always use dark colors? Because he wanted to draw attention to his “shadow” figures. Freddy Krueger tried to pursue a career in music, but he couldn’t get a decent glove on the guitar. I met a gothic illusionist recently, and he said he could make himself “disappear” into thin air. I replied, “How very vanishingly dark of you!”